my brain is spilling over.

here comes one of my thought provoking "thoughts" posts...

• is it bad that i have to put "shower" on my to do list... i mean shouldn't that be a given?! i'm afraid it's not these days folks. in fact....
• we are hitting new lows. wet pony tails, and no make up for work. yikes. which brings me to my next point.....
• a couple weeks ago my co-worker told me i don't get the nice guys because i don't look very "manageable". he told me not to dress so nice and cut my hair or something. if i don't look manageable now i don't know what it will take.
• when someone unsuspecting adds you as a fb friend do you ever wonder what their thought process is in deciding to add you?
• i have spent $124.74 on race entry fee's today alone. bah!
• speaking of running. i have been a pretty good little runner since agreeing to ragnar, however i've been treadmill running. today i hit the outdoor pavement, it was like i had never run before. for some reason i thought liberty park would be a great place to try outdoor running, the only thing it provided was a perfect platform for my epic failure!
• i had the most perfect 4th of july weekend! seriously, perfect.
• i spent over an hour at walmart tonight, i bought less than 15 things, i have no idea what took me so long. i think i walked down every aisle in grocery department.
• i want a rich husband, so sue me!
• have i ever made a public announcement that i'm willing to give a $1,000 cash prize to whom ever gets me married?
• whenever i look and fashion blogs, or people who have full body shots on either their blog or facebook i always wonder, "did they seriously drag their husband off the couch and make him take pictures of them?!" or "who in the heck is taking these pictures!?" i can't imagine asking someone to taking a solo picture of me, but maybe that's because i would never want a full body solo picture of me. you'd have to make it an 11 x 14 to get every thing in.
• i attract problems, in the form of males with issues.
• the other day we were looking at people magazine's beach body issue. page after page of perfect bodies. after awhile my co-worker looked and me and asked, "is it hard being a girl? like, knowing your body will never look like that?" thank. you.
• i'm slowing breaking my diet coke addiction. i'm down to less than 44 oz in a day, sometimes it's tough, but i feel powerful!
• i'm ditching the singles ward scene, anyone going to try to stop me?
• i never realized until recently i hate, detest being told what to do. i mean i always knew i didn't like it, but i didn't realize it literally made my blood boil. ask me. don't tell me.
• do you know what else pushes my buttons? self absorbed people who think they have perfectly awesome jobs, lives, husbands, children, pets, houses, whatever... your life isn't perfect! so stop making me think it is!
• replaced.
• sometimes i have to tell myself, "you are not a joke." then i think about it some more and realize, i kind of am a joke.